Random things and Capitalism? Policies

So let me tell you a story. It's about someone named FYREDEMON who decided it was a GREAT idea to create a wiki called Random things and Capitalism? but it really wasn't a great idea. Then he said "ADD SOME MEMES AND GAMES AND GAME MEMES AND YOU CAN ADD YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE A MODERATOR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT"

So, he finally decided to add a policy thingy.

Well, here goes m8s.
 * 1) NO ADDING YOUR PROFILE AS A PAGE UNLESS YOU ARE A MAD LAD (Admin)
 * 2) Please protecc the page if you are going to add your profile as a page
 * 3) Refer to your lad rank when you put something on your infobox (basically, if you don't have a rank in the top part of your profile (Chatty Lad, Mad Lad, Epic Lad, Lad Titan, etc.) then DON'T PUT A LAD RANK ON YOUR PROFILE!!!
 * 4) Edits/Discussion Posts = $. The more of these you have, the better chances you have for buying a rank. Also note that you need to be trustworthy as well. You can also get a "jail" tag put on you to let people know that you aren't trustworthy and not to promote you. During that time, your "$" will mean nothing and you will observed. After that, you can talk to an admin (Mad Lad) about reinstating (basically to recognize that what you did was wrong) and you can get the "parole" rank. When you are on parole, your money counts but you can't earn any ranks for the next month. After that, you are back to normal. Lad Ranked people that are given Mod/Admin properties that become "jailed"/abuse their privileges will be punished harsher. Note that when you are released from the "parole" rank, you DO NOT get automatic trust for a mod/admin lad rank.
 * 5) No Bureaucrat (Epic Lad) positions are being offered, but when that position is being offered it acts like an election.
 * 6) If you want your user page to be protecc, then you will need to be notable, have at least "$"80 (discussion posts and edits can be combined), and you will get minimum-level protecc (unregistered and new users cannot edit).